Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men (2003) TV

12 Seasons Ended Comedy

Network: CBS

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Pilot 1
S01E01
Pilot
Sep 22, 2003 23m

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

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Big Flappy Bastards 2
Sep 29, 2003 21m

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 7
Nov 3, 2003 21m

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

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Phase One, Complete 9
Nov 17, 2003 21m

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

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Merry Thanksgiving 10
Nov 24, 2003 21m

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 11
Dec 15, 2003 20m

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

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Camel Filters and Pheromones 12
Jan 5, 2004 21m

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

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Sarah Like Puny Alan 13
Jan 12, 2004 20m

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

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I Can't Afford Hyenas 14
Feb 2, 2004 21m

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 15
Feb 9, 2004 21m

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

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That Was Saliva, Alan 16
Feb 16, 2004 21m

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 17
Feb 23, 2004 20m

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 20
Apr 19, 2004 21m

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

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No Sniffing, No Wowing 21
May 3, 2004 21m

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 22
May 10, 2004 21m

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

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Just Like Buffalo 23
May 17, 2004 21m

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

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Can You Feel My Finger? 24
May 24, 2004 21m

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

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Cast

Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Conchata Ferrell
Berta

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