Out of obligation, Chuck and Josh mention Twilight, but it is the longstanding vampire lore that gets the most attention in this examination of how the bloodsucking undead evolved from baby-stealing demonesses to suave counts in our collective psyche. Explore the wild world of vampires in this spooky classic episode.
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# Stuff You Should Know - "How Vampires Work"
Josh and Chuck take listeners on a spooky journey through thousands of years of vampire mythology, tracing the legend from ancient Mesopotamian demon goddesses like Lamastu all the way through to Bram Stoker's iconic novel and modern pop culture interpretations. The episode explores how various cultures worldwide—from Greece and China to Eastern Europe—developed their own vampire folklore, often using the legends to explain mysterious deaths and diseases they didn't understand, before examining how Stoker synthesized these myths into the sophisticated, hypnotic Count Dracula we know today. Along the way, they discuss everything from the superstitions people used to ward off vampires like scattered seeds, to real diseases like porphyria and tuberculosis that may have inspired the legends, plus a fun detour into modern psychic vampires and pop culture vampires from Anne Rice to True Blood.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1997
★ 8.1
"Buffy the vampire slayer, of course. Classic. Not so great movie. Great tv series. — Chuck acknowledges Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a classic TV series while noting the original movie was not as successful."
— Chuck
Dracula
2025
2h 10m
★ 7.1
"So you mentioned 1930 one's Bella Lagosi film Dracula, which was where we get the cape and the I want to drink your blood. — Josh references Bela Lugosi's 1931 Dracula film as the origin of the modern popular vampire image with capes and bloodsucking."
— Josh
Dracula 3000
2004
R
1h 26m
★ 2.8
"Blood rain. R-A-Y-N-E-I mean, there's lots and lots of bad vampire movies. — Chuck mentions Bloodrayne as an example of poorly-made vampire films, noting there are many bad vampire movies."
— Chuck
Fright Night
1985
1h 47m
★ 7.0
"I thought the original fright night. Granted it was the. But for me it was pretty good back in the day. — Josh mentions Fright Night as a vampire movie he enjoyed from that era."
— Josh
Gilligan's Island
1964
★ 7.4
"It may have been the professor from Gilligan's island. — Josh mentions Gilligan's Island when trying to recall an actor from a Twilight Zone episode."
— Josh
Interview with the Vampire
1994
R
2h 3m
★ 7.4
"Anne Rice then came along. Yeah. Nothing happened in between. — Chuck discusses Anne Rice's vampire works, which brought more emotional depth and complex characters to vampire fiction after the Bela Lugosi era."
— Chuck
Let the Right One In
2008
1h 55m
★ 7.6
"And then of course, let the right one in. That's a great one. Both versions to me, very good. — Josh praises both the original Swedish and American versions of Let the Right One In as excellent vampire films."
— Josh
Near Dark
1987
1h 34m
★ 6.8
"Near dark, did you ever see that one? I don't think so. 1987. Bill Paxton and that one guy, Lance Heinrichson. — Chuck recommends Near Dark as an excellent vampire movie featuring Bill Paxton and Lance Henriksen about modern vampires in an RV."
— Chuck
Nosferatu
1922
1h 29m
★ 7.7
"1922, silent film, Nosveratu with Max Shrek. A little more true to the original creepy looking guy. — Chuck mentions the 1922 silent film Nosferatu as a more faithful adaptation to the original Dracula novel with a creepier aesthetic."
— Chuck
"Kronos, have you seen that? No. Guillermo del Toro. — Chuck references Cronos, a Guillermo del Toro vampire film."
— Chuck
Shadow of the Vampire
2000
1h 35m
★ 6.7
"What is the name of that movie? Do you remember? I can't remember. Shadow of the vampire. Thank you, Jerry. — Josh references Shadow of the Vampire, the Willem Dafoe vampire film, as a movie he wants to watch again."
— Josh
"Have you seen that South park where all the kids start becoming like vampires? All the good kids. — Josh references a South Park episode where vampires become trendy among kids."
— Josh
The Lost Boys
1987
1h 37m
★ 7.1
"I would say probably the best of all time, in my opinion, is lost boys. — Josh cites The Lost Boys as one of his favorite vampire movies, though noting it has kitsch value and doesn't hold up perfectly."
— Josh
The Others
2001
1h 41m
★ 7.6
"Like what? Porphyra? Is that you pronounce that? Have you ever seen the others, Nicole? Oh, is that what those kids had? — Josh references The Others when discussing porphyria disease and its connection to vampire lore."
— Josh
The Twilight Zone
1959
★ 8.5
"Do you ever see that twilight zone where I can't remember what actor it was. It may have been the professor from Gilligan's island. — Josh references a Twilight Zone episode about catatlepsy where a man is paralyzed and feared to be buried alive."
— Josh
The Vampire Diaries
2009
★ 8.3
"there are tv shows now, the vampire diaries, true Blood, which I mentioned, which is sort of good again after falling off the rails. — Chuck mentions The Vampire Diaries as one of the modern vampire TV shows alongside True Blood."
— Chuck
"in true blood, for know, they can retract their fangs. They're super know. — Chuck uses True Blood as an example of how modern vampire fiction pulls from different vampire mythology elements to create unique vampire characteristics."
— Chuck
Twilight
2008
2h 2m
★ 6.3
"I bring that up to propose that that's the only time we talk about that franchise throughout this whole podcast. — Josh apologizes to Twilight fans for their previous criticism of the franchise and proposes not discussing it further in the episode."
— Josh
Van Helsing
2004
2h 12m
★ 6.4
"And then there are, of course, the bad ones, like Van Helsing. — Chuck cites Van Helsing as an example of a poorly-made vampire movie."
— Chuck
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